The Super Dictionary

A repository for entries from the least helpful and most ridiculous dictionary in existence.

Hey guys, we’re gonna be taking a break today. You may have noticed that there have been fewer posts than usual in this past week and that’s because I have been working some insanely long hours at my shitty job and I’m just too tired. I work today as well but after that, I have Wednesday through Sunday off so I can get the rest of the book scanned and get more posts going.

Yes, I said the rest of the book. We’re done with the T’s and we’re nearing the end of our time together, my friends. Parting will be such sweet sorrow, but worry not, I’ve gotten you all a parting gift. You’ll see.

Superman looks more annoyed about this than anything. Like a dad who finally found a quiet spot in the house to relax, but nope, here comes the kid. And that’s why you shouldn’t have children, especially not children who can tunnel through solid rock with their hands.

I’m not sure Aquaman understands how turtle shells work. I mean, even in the picture he’s clearly visible. You can’t hide underneath a live turtle.

to everybody who wrote in to inform me that joker’s jokerfish are not toxic because he wanted to sell them - it doesn’t really change the fact that nobody would eat them

there are loads of things that aren’t toxic that you still couldn’t pay to me to put in my fucking mouth

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I'm pretty sure joker fish are really dangerous to eat. Plus they look like they might have some nasty barbs on them.
andthatsterrible andthatsterrible Said:

i don’t think anybody who hasn’t suffered an icepick lobotomy would eat a joker fish

Is that an insult to the fish, or to Joker?

Are you frequently in tubes? I feel like this isn’t a regular issue for you in the same way that it is for say, Atom.

What the fuck is he doing? Better question, what the fuck is he wearing? Why is Jimmy Olsen always doing something that make him look like a total jackass?

Its not Tuesday, but what the hell do I care? Here’s Lois doing some jazzercise in prime late 70s fashion.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Judging by the fact that the truck's green, I'm going to go out on a limb and blame Hal Jordan.
andthatsterrible andthatsterrible Said:

sounds reasonable to me