POEM FOR SUPERMAN: Shall I compare thee to a summers day/ both make me sweat profusely/ and wish i was wearing less. love, Aquamani am/i am/ i am aquaman/and i can’t do anything
but why is aquaman writing poetry about superman anyway?
that’s true. the percentage of people in the world who AREN’T shit poets is miniscule as it is
props for actually rhyming friend, even though i refuse to associate this doofus version of Aquaman with the badass animated series version of Aquaman
an aquaman masterpiece: i liek fish. i leik the animals that swim in the ocean that aren’t dolphins or whales. my fauvorite fish is the clownfish. it’s a fish that looks like a clown. one time, conjura reached into a box adn made lots of fish appear. that is my favorite trick! that is all my feelings about fish.
alewing said: A POEM BY AQUAMAN Batman you caught your parents’ murderer will you catch the murderer of the fish you just ate no you won’t you bastard mic drop
It’s like that one poem Data wrote about his cat but a bout fish.