The Super Dictionary

A repository for entries from the least helpful and most ridiculous dictionary in existence.

The fuck is going on with the foreground here? What’s going on with the background too? And the midground? I feel like the art here was done by an elementary school kid

Oh god no, Lex’s creepy paint fetish is back. And Supergirl, you are in the desert, it is extremely unlikely to pour. Maybe you should punch that dude before he gets his fetish on.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
WHO ARE YOU/JUST A MAN OR A SUPERMAN?/THE MAN THAT WE TURN TO FOR THE PLAN/WHO ARE YOU/ JUST A MAN OR A SUPERMAN?/THE MAN WE NEED TO TAKE A STAND! -Aquaman
andthatsterrible andthatsterrible Said:

but why is aquaman writing poetry about superman anyway?

Maybe you shouldn’t have hidden directly on his person at all, that seems pretty fucking stupid. You can shrink to any size, there are a million better places to hide.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
One can be a badass / and a shit poet / these aspects of my person / are not incompatible
andthatsterrible andthatsterrible Said:

that’s true. the percentage of people in the world who AREN’T shit poets is miniscule as it is

Asker Anonymous Asks:
when I am on land / I wish i had two hands / and that Justice league / up on the moon / I'll get them with my harpoon ~Aquaman
andthatsterrible andthatsterrible Said:

props for actually rhyming friend, even though i refuse to associate this doofus version of Aquaman with the badass animated series version of Aquaman

it’s hard to spell underwater man
alewing said: A POEM BY AQUAMAN Batman you caught your parents’ murderer will you catch the murderer of the fish you just ate no you won’t you bastard mic drop
damn son

The emo-est superhero, gonna read his poetry to all the fish.

Please feel free to submit poems you think Aquaman would write.

You know, sometimes it’s the entries without art that are infinitely weirder than the ones with art. Take this for example - there’s no picture of Teri Trapper finding a diamond in a pea pod that necessitated writing the example this way. They just fucking randomly decided “How should we define the word Pod? Oh I know, let’s talk about finding something in a pod that would literally never be in one! It’ll be great and informative!”