The Super Dictionary

A repository for entries from the least helpful and most ridiculous dictionary in existence.
Why the fuck were you hiding from horses? Are you two secretly made of straw and you feared for your life? If so, I’ve got some fucking news for you about how moldy you’re gonna get in that river.

Why the fuck were you hiding from horses? Are you two secretly made of straw and you feared for your life? If so, I’ve got some fucking news for you about how moldy you’re gonna get in that river.

Did Superman just blow up the Enterprise? I’m not really familiar with Star Trek but that ship looks awfully familiar.

The questions that keeps this blog up at night: How does the man with snakes for hands masturbate?

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I was really curious what sort of scenario the book would set up to have The Joker of all people protesting for better wages and living conditions but it left out that definition entirely! Do they think that meaning of 'strike' isn't important enough??? This book is capitalist garbage.
andthatsterrible andthatsterrible Said:

that’s because DC is capitalist garbage, duh

I guess this is a reference to the last time we saw Joker playing baseball in which Superman was the pitcher, which makes it pretty understandable that Joker was having trouble. Superman could be the entire other team and win.

I guess this is a reference to the last time we saw Joker playing baseball in which Superman was the pitcher, which makes it pretty understandable that Joker was having trouble. Superman could be the entire other team and win.

Ah yes, that classic Wonder Woman enemy, The Talking Purple Pterodactyl.

Well I… Yeah, you know what? That is legit strange as fuck. What even is that guy?

Yeah, everybody knows that dragons prefer to live in basements, c’mon Supes.

Yeah, everybody knows that dragons prefer to live in basements, c’mon Supes.

I was going to make a joke about Superman and Lex and whether or not either of them could do anything straight but the more I stare at this, the more confusing it is. It looks like Superman deliberately flew as close to the rotor blades of that helicopter as possible. If he hit them, it would do two things: turn Lex into so much applesauce and destroy the rotors as soon as they hit Superman.

What the hell, Supes?

What the fuck, humans don’t hibernate and neither do penguins if he was trying to imitate those. What the hell are you doing, Ozzie?

What the fuck, humans don’t hibernate and neither do penguins if he was trying to imitate those. What the hell are you doing, Ozzie?